OH MY GOD MY PEOPLE. HOLY SHIT. Jesus god can we just go scream in a corner together. The thing I keep coming back to is that if these were any other people this scandal is SOOOOO pedestrian. This couldn’t even be the foundation of a second tier Real Housewives franchise. But because they’re royal and the fucking HUBRIS there is a very r…
OH MY GOD MY PEOPLE. HOLY SHIT. Jesus god can we just go scream in a corner together. The thing I keep coming back to is that if these were any other people this scandal is SOOOOO pedestrian. This couldn’t even be the foundation of a second tier Real Housewives franchise. But because they’re royal and the fucking HUBRIS there is a very real possibility that pegging allegations and a photoshop fail are going to fell a thousand year royal dynasty and if you can’t laugh at that I just don’t know man. It’s objectively hilarious and then you add to it that this feels like the most patriotic and united we’ve felt as a nation since we tuned Boston harbor into a giant pot of tea and just. Yeah man. Bask. Bask in the glory that is this gossip gift of the ages and then. AND THEN. We get to top it off with the entirety of F1 losing their collective minds? WHO IS NOT ENJOYING THIS? HOW COULD YOU NOT??!?! This is the best thing that happened since Xenu Boy Scout jumped on the couch. It’s a seminal moment. Orville Redenbacher stock must be through the roof.
OH MY GOD MY PEOPLE. HOLY SHIT. Jesus god can we just go scream in a corner together. The thing I keep coming back to is that if these were any other people this scandal is SOOOOO pedestrian. This couldn’t even be the foundation of a second tier Real Housewives franchise. But because they’re royal and the fucking HUBRIS there is a very real possibility that pegging allegations and a photoshop fail are going to fell a thousand year royal dynasty and if you can’t laugh at that I just don’t know man. It’s objectively hilarious and then you add to it that this feels like the most patriotic and united we’ve felt as a nation since we tuned Boston harbor into a giant pot of tea and just. Yeah man. Bask. Bask in the glory that is this gossip gift of the ages and then. AND THEN. We get to top it off with the entirety of F1 losing their collective minds? WHO IS NOT ENJOYING THIS? HOW COULD YOU NOT??!?! This is the best thing that happened since Xenu Boy Scout jumped on the couch. It’s a seminal moment. Orville Redenbacher stock must be through the roof.
THE ULTRA RICH ARE NOT ALL RIGHT. Welcome to the end of empire, Kate!!